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creepin’

Since having children, I have realized just how creepy they can be.

Case in point:

Today I put the girls down for nap. I immediately came downstairs and started my shower and was getting my fresh clothes and getting ready to get in the shower, etc.

I strip down and turn around to get into my shower and BAM! there is a child staring at me.

I screamed bloody murder and almost fell on the ground buck naked.

Oh, yes, I did.

Rory had apparently not really been asleep so she very quietly/ABSOLUTELY SILENTLY snuck down to our room, opened the bathroom door, and thought it would be nice to just stare creepily at me.

I FREAKED SMOOTH OUT, Y’ALL.

Rory was startled by my severe reaction to her creepiness and then she laughed and laughed and laughed. “Mommy! I scare you bad!” *gigglegigglegigglegiggle*

I’m standing there praising the Lord I didn’t pee myself and was completely confused as to whether I should cry or laugh with her.

I laughed.

This happens to me more than I’d like to admit. At least once a week a kid sneaks up on me and gives me a good shriek-inducing scare.

Ryder is quite the creepster these days too.

Except she creeps on you when food is present.

Example:

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Here you see Ryder waiting, not-so-patiently, on her sister to give her a bite from her plate. Ryder had eaten every bite of her food and Rory refused to eat so was sitting until she took X amount of bites.

Instead, every time we turned our back, Ryder was being fed.

Who needs a dog to feed under the table when you just have Ryder??

This happens every time any of us want to get a bite of ANYTHING. Ryder just appears out of NOWHERE and puts that open mouth as close to your food as possible.

It is cute.

For now.

So…

Am I the only one with creepy kids?!

Anyone?

ANYONE????

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