We are now going on four years of no sleep around these parts of the world, so I thought instead of a “day in the life” post I’d do a “night in the life post”. Last night shenanigans ran high, so I’m going to just do a run through of how it all went down.… Read More a night in the life of Tiffany.
On Tuesday night, Ryder woke up SCREAMING in pain. She kept saying her ear hurt. I knew right away there was an ear infection going on. She wanted in my bed with me and wanted to be ON TOP of me the entire night. This NEVER HAPPENS. Never. EVER. So I knew something was for… Read More the story behind the pretzel. (also. help wanted.)
When you have a set of toddlers you realize real quick that kids are so dang inappropriate. For some reason I feel like my children are more inappropriate than others, but whatever. I’m going to pretend like it has nothing to do with me and my inappropriateness. Do y’all remember when Ryder went around saying… Read More kids are SO inappropriate.
Yesterday I completely lost my mind and decided to completely clean and re-organize my closet. And by RE-organize I mean organize it for the first time the right way since living here for a year. Obviously. You may be wondering why I would decide to do this so I thought I’d share with you a little… Read More closet purge of 2014 and the middle school years
Pretty sure this past weekend was the most glorious weekends pretty much ever. I feel like the sun hasn’t shown its face in so long and it was WONDERFUL to spend time outside. Saturday we spent the entire afternoon outside. The girls explored and talked to the neighbors and got dirty and it was awesome.… Read More Don’t worry, this is just my poop face.
Sometimes the life of a mom is, well, hard. Is that the understatement of the century or what?! Yesterday afternoon I was going INSANE with my children and their CRAZINESS AT DANCE CLASS. No but seriously, taking the girls to Rory’s dance class is trying. I almost always leave and get a giant coke from Sonic… Read More #waitletmetakeaselfie
I don’t know if it is all of the meds or all of the fever or all of the TRAPPED INSIDE MY BEDROOM FOR FOUR DAYS, but I feel like I may be going a little insane. I should have known this weekend that things were on the downhill for my life (I’m not dramatic… Read More the perp
You know. Sometimes I feel like I’m on the Truman Show and that everyone is secretly watching me on a screen somewhere. The things that happen to me just don’t seem to happen to other people. For instance, this morning I woke up to EIGHT dogs in my garage. I also have eight tunnels… Read More I have chosen a talent.
People. I have to talk with y’all about something. I’m on the verge of bitter. There were things I said I’d NEVER EVER DO …. like EVER EVER EVER. 1- I said I’d never live in Louisiana. God laughed. 2- I said I’d never live in Texas. God laughed and made me LOVE it. 3-… Read More Because Why Not : Minivan Edition
Well. It happened. The Virus hit our house last weekend. Now I won’t go over all the details because who wants to hear about all that?! But I will tell you that I texted the word “sharted” so much over two days (because there HAS to be humor somehow in The Virus, right?!) that my… Read More because why not?: Smart Phone and Pedicure Edition