Well hello there. I assume I have lost all faithful readers including my mom at this point because who likes a “blogger” who doesn’t blog? I don’t either. But I do have a good excuse, or 47 actually. My laptop is having issues and is being quite moody. The desktop was acting funky too. So instead of… Read More the big 3-0 and a weekend at Dollywood
This week has partially flown by and drug on. I’m not sure if it is a full moon or PMS settling in early on the girls or what but MERCY. Attitudes and fighting have been in full force this week and IT IS MAKING ME A LITTLE INSANE. Or maybe the walls are closing in… Read More softball, twerking. same thing.
Oh, yesterday. April Fools. You did not disappoint. I took the girls to school and came home to wait until an appropriate time to call my old work and get them. (While I waited I clipped coupons for makeup because THIS IS MY LIFE NOW.) I called and pretended to be a woman with a… Read More car “wrecks” and potty mouths
I have been gone from the internet world (more on that in another post) for two weeks and I now feel like I have SO MUCH to catch you up on. Let’s dive right in, okay? First, I feel like I should update you on the state of my hair after Dave made it skanky two… Read More babies, weddings, mudding, and butts. (what more you could ask for?!)
As some of you might have noticed (meaning, my mother), I took an unexpected break from blogging this week. I kind of snapped and haven’t been in the frame of mind to blog. Which means I should’ve known I also wasn’t in the frame of mind to do a DIY dye job on my hair.… Read More the worst kind of diy (alternate title: this is all dave ramsey’s fault)
Mother, father… if you are reading this you may want to just skip over until you see snow pictures. So yesterday I filmed my Ipsy Bag review and then had to run out to meet Andy for lunch. After we got home there was a knock on my door from the maintenance people. They needed… Read More humiliated and snow days.
A little over a week ago, Andy and I got the bright idea to cook 21 frozen meals. When I say, “Andy and I,” I clearly CLEARLY mean Andy. I would never volunteer to cook 21 meals at once, ever. That being said, I have so enjoyed not cooking the past week because I already… Read More Frozen Meals | Fishing Tales| Rory’s birthday week
I’m sitting at McDonald’s while the kids play because we all just desperately needed out of the apartment. While I really love our place, the biggest downside is the lack of space to play. There is no outdoor space and sometimes we just need to get the heck out of dodge before someone gets hurt.… Read More live updates such as toilet troubles and licking slides
We had one of those glorious weekends and I was super sad to see Andy leave for work this morning. Friday I met my friend Amber at a local jump place for kids. We weren’t sure what to expect and were pleasantly surprised. It was a huge space and had the best prices I’ve seen… Read More a new low.
As most of you saw on Instagram and the Facebook last night, Ryder finally got herself a poop prize. We told her she had to go 5 days with no accidents at all and then she could go out to eat and get a prize from the store. Because we are not above bribery AT… Read More poop prize